As part of our ongoing quest to attend a variety of Australian events and festivals, we somehow stumbled upon Sydney’s Royal Easter Show. The name is a bit ambiguous really… what exactly are they showing? Turns out the answer is: all sorts of stuff. The Royal Easter Show is a bazaar, carnival and county fair all rolled into one massive event. For 10 days leading up to Easter, it takes over the Olympic Park grounds outside of Sydney. Since we were planning to visit Melbourne for the Easter weekend, we decided to go early.
As is often the case, transportation was a breeze. A train from Central Station took us straight to the Olympic Park in 20 minutes and dropped us off right at the entrance. Upon entering the show, we checked out a couple demonstrations, like this guy showing off some new fishing tackle. We then made our way to the carnival area, where Kristen skillfully launched enough frogs onto moving lily pads to earn herself a brand new Kermit the Frog plush.
In addition to the carnival games, there were aisles upon aisles of storefronts selling everything imaginable. Most of it you probably wouldn’t want to buy, but there were plenty of people happy to sell it to you. There were also some rather entertaining takes on American culture at the concession stands, but I, an Arrested Development fan, found this one to be particularly fun.
Next stop was one of the smaller arenas to observe the wood chopping competition. For those of you who have never attended a wood chopping competition, they, well, chop wood. Lots of it. Forklifts are required to cart giant logs into the arena and wood chips out. A job better left to the machines, you say? Not for these strapping lads, who managed to hack through a rather sizable stump in around a minute or so.
Moving on, we stopped by a fenced in area where several horses were running around getting some exercise. We would have moved on pretty quickly were it not for Frank the horse. Frank was hungry, but apparently he was supposed to be exercising. However, every time the supervising cowboy wasn’t looking (and sometimes when he was), Frank would attempt to steal a snack from a nearby bucket of food. Of course, the cowboy would catch poor old Frank and yell “FRANK!” I’ve never seen what I would call a guilty looking horse before, but they’re pretty easy to spot.
As it turns out, the livestock on display was the, er, meat of the Royal Easter Show. There were warehouses and showrooms filled with cows, pigs, chickens and all sorts of other farm animals, often accompanied by displays and demonstrations educating the general public about various farmyard processes. Though most of the animals were confined to pens, they were occasionally moved around for various reasons, at which point you better stay out of their way!
One of the items on the afternoon agenda that caught our eye was the Husqvarna Lumberjack Show. We expected it to be something along the lines of a lumberjack skills demonstration. Turns out we were half right. While the lumberjacks in question were indeed skillful, they were also performers, so they had a whole Dumb and Dumber routine going on as well. Even so, it was still pretty entertaining.
The night concluded with a Australia vs. New Zealand rodeo competition (the Aussies won) and some automotive demonstrations (dirt bikes and utes) that unfortunately had to be toned down due to recent rainfall. A good show all around and felt just like home